The less developed the country, the more overdeveloped the women (John Kenneth Galbraith).
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Almost is not even half (Dutch proverb).
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Man is the unfruitful animal (Friedrich Nietzsche).
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If all the world’s troubles could be put together in a heap and equitably distributed, most people would be quite happy to take their own and slink away.
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The harder you try to be like us, mesdames, the less we shall like you (Jean-Jacques Rousseau).
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Achieve much, make few waves; be more than you seem (Field Marshal Alfred von Schlieffen).
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When pilotless killer drones are put on flyby, will the spectators cheer?
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Yes, women are excluded; from whatever is hard, dirty, and dangerous.
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Realism is the idea that international peace can only be attained by taking into account players’ power and interests. And not on the basis of sentiment and daydreams; as Prince Metternich well understood.
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Historical events do not march in lockstep. Cause and consequence are often intertwined. That is why post hoc can sometimes be propter hoc.
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Life without a feast is like a road without an inn (ancient Geek proverb).
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When a Frenchman reminded a friend of mine that Germany had lost World War II, he answered: “yes, but not in six weeks!”
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Do you really want to insult your enemies? Easy. Forgive them their sins against you.
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Gender: a term feminists use to draw attention away from the fact that they have no penises.
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When people say “without a doubt,” usually what they mean is that there is no evidence.
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The Inquisition was meant to terrify everyone while also producing revenue. With the IRS, it is the other way around. But the principle is the same, as are many of the methods.
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A vicious cycle: The better the medical care one gets, the older one grows. The older one grows, the more medical care one needs. No wonder that, in all developed countries, medical spending is going through the roof.
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Search, and thou will find. “Experts” keep telling people how bad war is for the soul. No wonder many troops are struck down by PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder); so much so that contracting it has almost become obligatory.
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A modern miracle. Four billion people—the UN says—do not have “adequate” access to water. But this does not prevent the global population from growing, nor global life-expectancy from rising.
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Frigidity: the ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes.
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Democracies breed pretty scoundrels, said Plato. What he forgot to say is that autocracies produce big ones.
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If it tastes good it must be bad for you.
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When revolutionary enthusiasm fades, all that is left behind is bureaucratic slime (Franz Kafka).
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An American female military pilot let me into the secret: “Sexual harassment is what I choose to report to my commander.”
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If environmentalists can be believed, God’s greatest mistake was to create man.
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A sexist: anyone who does not agree with feminist claims, however foolish they may be.
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The great advantage of democracy: one can throw out one bunch of scoundrels and bring in another. Keeps them halfway decent, or so we hope.
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Fashion: a kind of ugliness so bad that it has to be changed year by year.
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Feminism? The last hurray of Western civilization before it collapses.
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Five percent of the stuff the media publish about health and nutrition is true. Unfortunately it is impossible to say which five percent that is.
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He cut off his balls to spite his wife.
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Whether or not the Holocaust “really” took place is for historians to debate, not for politicians to legislate about.
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Can 1.3 billion Chinese be wrong? Yes, they can. And so can 100,000 feminist professors.
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A duchess behind her silk curtains does not provide more enjoyment than a milkmaid on her bed of hay (Napoleon).
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To be born is bad for your health. Living kills you.
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An elderly woman comes to the police and complains about having been raped thirty years before. “But why now?” asks the policeman “It’s nice to recall the experience,” she says.
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Daesh, at any rate, knows just what it wants. That is more than one can say of 90 percent of today’s democratic governments.
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A true woman told me: a man without body hair is like an egg without salt.
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Had all the world’s witty quotes been gathered, printed, and loaded aboard the Titanic, the ship would have sunk without any help from the iceberg.
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How can I like women and hate feminists? Simple: who said feminists are women? In truth, they are nature’s duds.
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When the going gets tough, feminists fall silent.
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Parents of adult children should keep their wallets open and their mouths shut.
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You cannot bath in the same river twice (Heraclites).
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Feminism means that women should put themselves first (Carrol Gilligan).
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Put whiskers on a dog, and that does not make it a cat. Put breasts on a man, and that does not make him a woman. Put a penis on a woman, and that does not make her a man.
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In no country is madness more prevalent than the US (Alexis de Tocqueville).
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There is only one way to make feminists shut up: with the banana. And how well do they know it!
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So and so many millions of people die each year because they smoked, we are told. Had they not smoked, wouldn’t they have died?
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I never regretted anything I did not say (Calvin Coolidge).
