How Can I Help Palestine?

“How Can I help Palestine” is the title of a short essay I stumbled across on Quora, one of those websites on which you can ask (almost) anything and get answers from (almost) anyone. I thought it was amusing, so I am copying it here.

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How can I help Palestine? I have been boycotting Israeli products. What more can I do?

Throw away its computer. Many of its components were invented or perfected in Israel.

Don’t use texting or instant messaging. Invented or perfected in Israel.

Don’t buy generic drugs. The world’s largest supplier is Teva, an Israeli company. Be sure to pay full price.

Be careful what apps you use on your cell phone. Many of the popular ones were developed in Israel.

Basically, think about how your parents lived in the 1950s and 1960s and use that as the basis of your spending decisions. If it wasn’t in your mother’s kitchen back in the day, chances are Israel has a hand in its current incarnation.

On the other hand buy as much olive oil, dates and figs as you can. They are the mainstays of the Palestinian economy.

Simply a Computer

Not a day goes by without us being told about the enormous progress computers are making. How they invade one field after another. How, mastering one task after another, they are already as smart as, or smarter than, those who make them and program them. And how, on the way, they are becoming more and more like humans.

So let me put forward a number of questions.

Does anyone think that computers can be afraid?

Does anyone think computers can experience ambition?

Does anyone think computers can experience anger?

Does anyone think computers can experience avarice?

Does anyone think computers can know what beauty is?

Does anyone think computers can have confidence?

Does anyone think computers can have a conscience?

Does anyone think computers can experience contentment?

Does anyone think computers can know what courage is?

Does anyone think computes can be curious?

Does anyone think computers can experience despair?

Does anyone think computers can experience disappointment?

Does anyone think computers can dream?

Does anyone think computes can make an effort?

Does anyone think computers can feel elated?

Does anyone think computers can get excited?

Does anyone think computers can experience frustration?

Does anyone think computers can have fun?

Does anyone think computers can experience generosity?

Does anyone think computers can come up with goals they want to achieve?

Does anyone think computers can experience goodwill?

Does anyone think computers can experience guilt?

Does anyone think computers can experience happiness?

Does anyone think computers can hate?

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And let’s not forget adoration, affection, amazement. avarice, awe, boredom—by no means the least important of the lot–camaraderie, competitiveness, disgust, embarrassment, empathy, fretfulness, friendship, honor, industriousness, longing, masochism, pleasure (pleasure!), possessiveness, respect, restfulness and its opposite, restlessness, revulsion, sadism, satisfaction, sluggishness, sympathy, trust, worship, and many others too. Along with any number of others these capacities control our thought. To paraphrase Nietzsche, it is not reason that controls our emotions. Instead, all it does is find more or less feeble excuses for them.

Much as our understanding of the world may have expanded, how what originally was mere dead matter—mainly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen—ever acquired these and similar qualities is a mystery. One whose solution is not one iota closer than it was, say, fifty-thousand centuries ago when we still lived in extended family groups thinly spread along the savannah. And one that is likely to remain so for some time to come. Now turn the idea on its head. Suppose that, using chemicals, electrodes, a scalpel, or some combination of all of these, we succeed in excising them and eliminating them from our mind. What would remain?

You guessed it: Simply a computer.